TikTok
Your Attention is Our Product
$380B
Value Extracted
5
Key Initiatives
The Story
TikTok was accidentally making creators successful. We helped them understand that creator success should be manually allocated and revoked at will, keeping everyone desperate and dependent.
Key Achievements
Built algorithm so addictive it required government intervention discussions
Created creator fund that pays less per view as more creators join
Designed 'heating' system to manually boost content, making organic reach meaningless
Implemented shopping features that turn every video into a potential infomercial
Perfected the art of making creators feel successful while extracting all the value
We don't have creators. We have content generation units.
Algorithm Team
Ministry of Engagement
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