Field Notes

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2026-08-15

10 min read

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Ten Trillion, and a Repainted Direction

A letter from the Chief Extraction Officer on crossing the Index milestone, rebuilding the site, and the thirty-six gradients that did not survive it.

Ninety-nine days to travel from nine trillion to ten. Sixteen days to travel from ten to ten point two. Nobody at this firm did anything differently in those sixteen days; we simply have the best seats in the room.

02

2026-08-06

11 min read

The Banner Is Not the Advertisement: A Taxonomy Note on Enclosed Attention

In December we said the cabin was a private space. In July we put a banner in it. This memo explains, at the definitional layer, why both of those remain true.

There is exactly one room in a customer's life where the door is not a realistic option at seventy miles per hour. A memo on the surface audit that found it, the architecture that reached it, and the vocabulary that keeps it defensible.

03

2026-07-26

12 min read

Decanting the Halo: Trust as an Acquirable, Depletable Asset in the Wellness Portfolio

You cannot build trust at a conglomerate's cost of capital. You can only buy it, pre-aged, from someone who spent twenty years earning it at a shelf — and then spend it down.

A portfolio memo on the one asset class in supplements that no amount of marketing spend can originate — only acquire. What it costs, and why the label should never mention that we now own it.

04

2026-07-18

11 min read

Involuntary Daily Active Users: A Framework for Post-Consent Adoption

Persuasion doesn't scale. The default does. A reference architecture for shipping the assistant your users keep asking how to turn off.

This quarter, one company's AI assistant achieved something no adoption funnel in history has achieved: one hundred percent penetration. A study of how, and of the beautiful, load-bearing absence at the center of it — the off switch that was never shipped.

05

2026-07-15

11 min read

Attrition-Adjusted Knowledge Capture: A Framework for Workforce Continuity at the Keystroke Layer

The model learns by watching really smart people. Retaining the people is a separate workstream, and it has been deprioritized.

An all-hands memo on the quarter's learnings: what we captured, where it landed, why that word does not mean what the petition says it means, and what distillation asks of a workforce.

06

2026-04-20

9 min read

Notes from the Afternoon: On the Industrialization of a Counterculture

The plant was the product. The platform is the product now. I want to tell you, gently, what we did — and what Dutchie, the most valuable cannabis-commerce company of the decade, now does, annually, on the last Sunday afternoon in April.

It is 4:20 in the afternoon as I write this. There is a particular cultural weight to this hour on this date, and I want to honor it by being honest about what we — the practitioners of this industry — have done to the plant, and to the people who believed the plant was a refusal.

07

2026-04-19

10 min read

Privileged & Confidential: A Memorandum to All Staff Concerning the Ongoing Busy Bee Procurement

Do not forward. Do not screenshot. Do not paraphrase for a friend. If you have questions, schedule time through our scheduling coordinator, who is currently checking email intermittently.

Pursuant to the CEO's remarks on our Q1 FY26 Earnings Call of April 17, a matter that had previously been the subject of in-office conversation has now been raised on a public capital-markets channel. In my professional opinion, the situation is no longer informal. I have opened a file. I would prefer not to name the vendor in writing.

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2026-04-19

9 min read

The 22 Points: A Note on the Craft of Legibility

Alex Karp has published, in twenty-two points, what most of us in this line of work have taken care not to say. I have read it. I want to talk about it — carefully, because it is important, and because Alex is a friend.

Alex and I agree on the substance. What Alex did this weekend that I want to talk about — carefully, because I think it is a lesson I want my own people to absorb — is that he wrote it down. And then he posted it. That is the craft error.

09

2026-04-18

17 min read

Q1 FY26 Earnings Call: Prepared Remarks and Q&A

A lightly edited transcript of our first full quarterly earnings call. Forward guidance, operator commentary, and one genuinely rude analyst who will not be getting a follow-up.

We reported the strongest quarter in the firm's history while our PR team was still drafting the Q4 press release. Q1 FY26 extraction grew 37% year-over-year, client Net Promoter Score hit an all-time low (a leading indicator), and one analyst asked a question our General Counsel has requested we characterize as 'outside the scope of this call.' Here is the full transcript.

10

2026-04-18

13 min read

The Offline Access Memorandum: A Documentary Retrospective

Three practice leads at EnshitifAi sat for talking-head interviews about the Walmart, Chipotle, and Starbucks engagements. We turned the cameras off when we should have.

I was hired to produce a three-minute hype reel for our annual kickoff. I ended up with eleven hours of footage my editor is calling — off the record — 'the most on-voice piece of internal communications we have ever shot, and the single thing we can never ever publish.' I am publishing it anyway.

11

2024-12-01

11 min read

Ticketmaster: A Masterclass in Monopolistic Extraction

How to charge $500 in fees for a $95 ticket and make fans blame Taylor Swift

When forty state attorneys general and the federal government bring a joint antitrust action against a single company, you have either done something very wrong or something very right. From an extraction perspective, Ticketmaster chose the latter. I want to tell you why I admire it.

12

2024-11-15

8 min read

Leveraging Synergistic Extraction Paradigms: Our Q4 2024 Outlook

Moving the needle on customer value realization through holistic monetization frameworks

As we close out another transformative fiscal year, it's critical that we take a 30,000-foot view of the extraction landscape and align our go-forward strategy with emergent value-capture opportunities.

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2024-07-08

10 min read

The Subscription Economy Playbook: Converting Ownership Into Endless Revenue

Why sell something once when you can sell it infinitely?

The old economy was about selling products. The new economy is about selling access to products you used to sell. The next economy? Selling access to features of products you used to include for free.

14

2024-05-14

7 min read

Dark Patterns Are Just UX Optimization (A Reframe)

Rebranding manipulation as 'conversion-focused design'

The term 'dark patterns' is so negative. We prefer 'persuasive design architecture' or 'conversion-optimized user journeys.' Same thing, better PR.

15

2024-03-01

15 min read

2024 Enshittification Trend Report: The State of Platform Decay

An objective analysis of who's extracting what from whom

We analyzed 500+ platforms across 12 industries to understand the current state of enshittification. Spoiler: it's going great (for shareholders).

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2024-01-10

5 min read

Why We Founded EnshitifAi: A Letter From Our CEO

The origin story nobody asked for but you're getting anyway

Every great company starts with a simple observation. Ours was this: companies are leaving billions of dollars on the table by actually trying to make customers happy.